A lot of you guys are probably scratching your heads thinking, “What the HELL is this?” Given the song’s blatant sexual meaning, it would have been really corny for Mariah to release yet another softcore music video. Instead she went the creative route and cooked up this every-geeks-dream masterpiece. Props to you, Mariah.

Oh and did anyone else find this hilarious: “This internet speed is killing me! Did you install the 802.11n?” Well done, MC.

Mariah Carey’s forthcoming album, E=MC², hits stores 4/15 on Island Records.