I definitely saw this one coming: DESIGNER WATER. It seems a lot of people these days feel the need to flaunt their wealth in any way possible. $255 Goyard Card Cases, $7000 Vertu Flip Phones, $200 Boxers, you name it. I feel you can justify some of these purchases if you prefer quality products, or you just need a telecommunications device that has some gold in it. But designer water??? Come on guys. Fiji’s pretentious enough as it is. Not sure on what a bottle of Jean Paul Gaultier Evian will cost, but one thing’s for sure: you will look like the ultimate tool with one of these.

What do you think Evian will charge for one of these bottles? Post your thoughts in the comments.